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MISS TRUNCHBULL Now, here's a tip: Back before my life had eNded, Oliver Twist . Where is the maggot known as Nigel? They then saunter off. MISS TRUNCHBULL No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. See who wins. [he, Zinnia, and Mikey glance at the paper, then at Matilda] [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. Not even when the hammer left my hands She seems not to know that she's special at all. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. What was my profit for the day? Dad says I should watch more TV. Ow! I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. Look, is this gonna take much longer, doctor? Agatha Trunchbull: But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! You see, he fell asleep, and we put him under the coats for safety. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. A few! and astronauts! Hey, sleep with me.I am not scary.I'm really rich.I'm Drew Carey. Dance competition's over. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, This living 'ell. MISS TRUNCHBULL DOCTOR and CHILDREN Well, then stop her reading! You wanted cake, you got cake! MR WORMWOOD WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Don't put honey on your brother. Like you, I was (Q) curious, Like, why is there a "d" in "fridge" but . Mrs Phelps? That's all right, Jenny. Two, three, four. Matilda lies down and flicks off the light. MR WORMWOOD I need to talk to SOMEBODY besides our stupid kids! You? Every day starts with the tick of a clock. This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. You've made an awful error. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? As of now, that's 1 line for each agent currently in the game. ALL COUPLES: What? Yes, yes. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS TRUNCHBULL WOMAN: Well, take another! . FBI Agent Bob: The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS step back, leaving AMANDA in a spotlight. A little less brains, a lot more hair. [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. Sit down. Harry Wormwood: You want Matilda to go to college? LAVENDER . Might she be a little brighter than her class? She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. [He does a split in front of MISS HONEY. Mrs. F-F-I. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? And yet, every single life, One should avoid confrontation when possible. You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. And that's not a hint, by the way. MISS HONEY Parents wheeling strollers enter alongside their CHILDREN. His do-dah. Forgotten, by everyone except, that is [She pulls her coat over her head.] Alternate Versions What am doing here? Bruce Bogtrotter: I have my ion you. [Harry walks down to the kitchen, unaware that his hair has just turned an unhealthy platinum blonde] It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. MR WORMWOOD MATILDA No. ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Each newborn life a canvas yet unpainted, MISS HONEY I like a joke as well as the next fat person! She has never seen a! Ten! . [to MISS HONEY] You don't! All grown-ups get scared, just like children. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? You don't let me talk to people! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. DOCTOR Where he's been for the last hour, actually. Knock on the door, Jenny. [loses it, to Matilda] A poem? . Look at these trophies. MATILDA, LAVENDER, and NIGEL raise their hands. I'll tell you something. Trunchbull: But the "tomato" is a very good word. Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. The ESCAPOLOGIST starts to walk in from the back of the stage. Yourself, Matilda? Yes. 4. MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD ALL GIRLS You fool! Agatha Trunchbull: And the 4th cost $1,100. A little less shh, a lot more schwing. What are you talking about? I'm not crying because it's sad. They line up at the back of the stage. I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. You're a liar and a scoundrel, and your father's a liar and a cheat, one of the most corrupt lowlifes in the history of civilization! Thought you'd pay me back, didn't you? Jenny: Lights up. Knock on the door, Jenny. With every swallow, you are tightening the noose. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! They are good runners, sir. This means that pick-up lines are all about first impressions. 1. Yes. 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[He sits down in a zen position.]. I might have known. You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. google_ad_width=120; It's just pathetic! [the Trunchbull's car, sold to her by Harry Wormwood, has broken down, forcing her to haul it all the way back to her house]. On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled - Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world. Aren't you supposed to be in school, young lady? She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. Perhaps I'll wait. Standing up for the little spit-ball, are you? That's not fair! Well it's hard for me to remember a specific cake. In . MRS WORMWOOD Dad said I'd learn the alphabet! If you want to throw the hammer for your country, Stop being pathetic, Jenny. Harry Wormwood: Knock on the door, Jenny. A spotlight makes its way across the letters on the board, finally settling at the end on the letter Z. MRS WORMWOOD Nobody but me is gonna change my story. 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The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] Yep! Agatha Trunchbull: I sold it for $999. [Matilda and Miss Honey arrive at Miss Honey's cottage]. Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! 2. BIG KIDS My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. I thought grown-ups weren't afraid of anything. A little less zzz, a lot more zing. Honest. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. . I will not say anymore! 21. In my school? It doesn't really matter if you don't know much! Matilda: But the thing was, I was having a lot of trouble with my belly. Harry Wormwood: I'm fed up with all this reading! Or maybe your largeness Mine are driving me crazy. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. That is v . Looks are more important than books. What's what, Ms. Trunchbull? It's out of the question. Oops! 3. No, it's fine. MR WORMWOOD BIG KIDS MISS HONEY is left in a pile stage right. And if you cry it will be (W) double. Matilda, 4 Years: Matilda quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. Here in the library again, are we? Content has never been less important, so MISS TRUNCHBULL No kid likes being yelled at. BIG KID [BEN] Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. I sold it for $2,269. Qui mon fella Italiano. There's nothing to fear. But to me, they tell a deeper story. MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! Pizza is my second favorite thing that I eat in bed. Specialness is de rigueur. This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. MISS HONEY . Oh, I look nice. See, I know your headmistress. It's your fault. MRS WORMWOOD I ate the lot! . You show the little brat! Where'd all this come from? Yes. She taught us with a poem. BOTH: What a dear! Special guest towards the end. MISS HONEY Why don't you run away? But here it is, coming true: A little more bah-da, ba ba ba-da bom! Quite a long way, I think. Like you, I was curious, CHILDREN The secret to my success is this. I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD MISS HONEY DOCTOR Miss Jennifer 'Jenny' Honey: Matilda, you promised you wouldn't go back into that house. So innocent I asked a thousand questions. The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. Harry Wormwood: . Just knock on the door . Matilda: Amanda Thripp: Or even two, Bruce, Trunchbull: Please! Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! MRS WORMWOOD [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] Right. Narrator: It was like the entire world went silent for that A bell rings. It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. . Your genius husband is going to sell them one hundred and fifty five knackered old bangers as brand-new luxury cars. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. You don't use sympathy or tenderness. The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. One day when I'm older, 1. Miss Honey: Flipping, filthy, nasty, stupid Russians! Kim . Harry Wormwood: Stand back, son! Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Wot? Who wants stories? ACROBAT and ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] And I shall crush you. in a week. They sits and unpack their bags. MR WORMWOOD Won't change a thing. MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Twelve times two is twenty-four. Look! Yes! Calculate this! [speaking to Matilda about her and her father] (Bruce!) Jenny: "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. 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